OLR: They Bite (1996)
A little too draggy to be a truly great bad movie. (6/10)
d. Brett Piper
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A little too draggy to be a truly great bad movie. (6/10)
d. Brett Piper
Posted by Kernunrex at 23:59
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Dumb fun with a nicely insane Gary Busey, angry-good-hearted Mr. T and a young, goofy-lookin' Adam Baldwin. (7/10)
d. Joel Schumacher
Posted by Kernunrex at 16:07
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Nothing like watching a cheezy TV movie about an improbably intelligent bulldozer on lazy afternoon. (6/10)
d. Jerry London
Posted by Kernunrex at 13:44
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Yes, the pimp outfits and Players' Ball and huge Cadillacs were awesome, but a tighter story would've been nice, too. (6/10)
d. Michael Campus
Posted by Kernunrex at 08:17
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Michael Clarke Duncan is hilarious, but the film lacks the spark of zaniness found in previous BL movies. (6/10)
d. Kevin Heffernan
Posted by Kernunrex at 18:04
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Quoted all the following day between a friend and I after watching it late the night before. (8/10)
d. Adam McKay
Posted by Kernunrex at 22:21
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Hollywood's response to Eden Log; unstable plot, poor creature design, style run-amok, shitty ending, whole thing just makes you wish you were playing Dead Space instead, etc. (5/10)
d. Christian Alvart
Posted by Sean Catlett at 15:03
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There's actually a few deeper thoughts on racism in here than I'd've thought. (6/10)
d. Reginald Hudlin
Posted by Kernunrex at 13:01
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You would think 90 minutes of Tyson talking about himself might not make for a good documentary, but you'd be wrong. (7/10)
d. James Toback
Posted by Kernunrex at 00:43
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Beautiful animation coupled with a slow story lacking much excitement or comedy. (6/10)
d. Clyde Geronimi
Posted by Kernunrex at 15:57
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It conveys very well -- I'm guessing, anyway -- the extreme stresses soldiers experience in modern warfare and how those stresses affect different personalities. (8/10)
d. Kathryn Bigelow
Posted by Kernunrex at 15:57
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One of those quintessential '80s movies any fan of the decade must watch and enjoy. (7/10)
d. Sylvester Stallone
Posted by Kernunrex at 15:57
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Just a cheezy '80s comedy, but that robot design is great. (6/10)
d. John Badham
Posted by Kernunrex at 23:00
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Worth it just to witness Mr. T pitying his very first fool. (7/10)
d. Sylvester Stallone
Posted by Kernunrex at 21:00
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