OLR: Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths (2010)
Fun battles and I'm never tired of the parallel Earths idea, but they really need to give the story some more time on these things. (7/10)
d. Sam Liu & Lauren Montgomery
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Fun battles and I'm never tired of the parallel Earths idea, but they really need to give the story some more time on these things. (7/10)
d. Sam Liu & Lauren Montgomery
Posted by Kernunrex at 12:08
Labels: one line review
Silly and ass-kicking, full of raps and kung fu, sometimes surreal with nudity of all kinds everywhere: blaxploitation don't get better than this. (9/10)
d. Cliff Roquemore
Posted by Kernunrex at 00:03
Labels: one line review, rudy ray moore
I think I enjoyed this even more after having seen the Titans riffing live the previous day. (8/10)
d. Al Adamson & Sharp-Ford
Posted by Kernunrex at 20:00
Labels: mst3k, one line review
I never was a huge fan of the Hercules movies from seasons 4 and 5 of MST3K, and this riffing falls right into line with those. (7/10)
d. Riccardo Freda
Posted by Kernunrex at 01:00
Labels: mst3k, one line review
Despite the Royal Oak Music Theatre's awful sound and horrible seating -- and perhaps helped by the fact that the jokes were being created before my very eyes by the Titans themselves -- this was the absolute funniest Cinematic Titanic yet. (9/10)
d. Kazui Nihonmatsu
Posted by Kernunrex at 21:00
Labels: mst3k, one line review
Suffers a lot of the same flaws as the vintage films it's imitating -- takes forever to get going, the characters do stupid things, the plot is nonsense -- but these are also some of things that make the film strangely fascinating to watch. (7/10)
d. Ti West
Posted by Kernunrex at 18:26
Labels: one line review
Sam Rockwell does a helluva job carrying this film by himself. (8/10)
d. Duncan Jones
Posted by Kernunrex at 18:25
Labels: one line review
A self-constructed suburban nightmare about unstoppable probability... I think... (7/10)
d. Joel Coen & Ethan Coen
Posted by Sean Catlett at 23:44
Labels: guest one line reviews
It's about time the gang tackled a blaxploitation flick (I have mixed feelings about the audience laughter in this live disc: sometimes it enhanced the experience and sometimes it got in the way of the jokes). (8/10)
d. Al Adamson & Sharp-Ford
Posted by Kernunrex at 13:30
Labels: mst3k, one line review
Kind of the Japanese version of Magnolia, but more wacky and less sappy. (7/10)
d. Gen Sekiguchi
Posted by Kernunrex at 13:28
Labels: one line review
Half clip show, half utterly pointless exploration of what the Cylons were doing in the fleet during the first two seasons. (5/10)
d. Edward James Olmos
Posted by Kernunrex at 14:55
Labels: one line review
It got a whole lot better after it started using things like proof and evidence to establish lines of culpability. (6/10)
d. Costa-Gravas
Posted by Sean Catlett at 19:09
Labels: guest one line reviews
A satisfying ending to one of the best TV shows ever made. (8/10)
d. Michael Rymer
Posted by Kernunrex at 23:30
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