MST3K (508)

508 - Operation Double 007 - Wow, James Bond's brother! Waitaminute... they call him Neil Connery in the movie, but that's the actor's real name. Shouldn't his last name be Bond in the film? Or is James Bond just a secret agent name and M's favorite agent's real name is Sean Connery? At any rate, it's clear I will need to track down the real DVD for this flick. Who knew my Bond collection was incomplete and that I was missing the movie that properly belongs before You Only Live Twice? How can I possibly follow the Bond storyline without knowing what 007's brother was up to during this period? (It is kind of cool that I watched this episode on the very same day Bond 21 opened in its native England.)

Another dubbed movie, another ninety minutes spent utterly lost. I still have no idea what the atomic carpeting factory staffed by blind Arabs had to do with anything. I did note that Largo / Beta managed to invent the very same weapon that the giant vegetable in It Conquered the World invented. All of that's not too important, as the riffing in this experiment was strong enough to carrying the movie.

Best inter-episode continuity ever. When Torgo interrupts Frank's accordion performance to deliver the pops he'd left in the car back in 424, I was dying. Let's see, that was 8 episodes ago but back in a previous season. In real time, it took Torgo seven and a half months to walk to his car and back, or 225 days. Awesome.

♪"Their cars broke. / Their horses / will poop on the parking lot."♪ (7/10)

film d. Alberto De Martino (1967)
mst d. Kevin Murphy (11 Sep 1993)

MST3K (507)

507 - I Accuse My Parents (w/ The Truck Farmer (Second Edition)) - Though it was good-n-funny, I barely listened to the riffing during the short. I found the short itself fascinating. It's a nice little piece of petrochemical farming propaganda from fifty-two years ago. I'd pay good money to see James Howard Kunstler foam at the mouth while watching this.

Joel's whiteboard diagram in one of the host segments attempted to answer the question, by why accuse his parents? The embarrassing drunkenness of Jimmy's parents may explain the lies and, if I'm imagining his mom's pregnancy correctly, his stupidity. It doesn't explain his financial troubles, which were really the source of his downfall. His parents were constantly dumping money into his hands. Why get a job selling shoes, let alone a second one with the mob? All he had to see was stand around in his foyer in the vicinity of a parent to earn date money. Then again, this probably falls under the stupidity thing. Poor, dumb kid.

I remember there was some sort of junk drawer-related invention in 211. We seem to be on a streak of vague-ish repeats of past ideas lately. I suppose this is inevitable given that this is the 102rd episode of the series. Most shows would be long-canceled by now.

Joel's facial expressions, wig and evolving pencil-thin mustache during the "Gypsy Sings" host segment were great. He reminded me a little of Harpo Marx there. All four characters did a great job of recreating that scene from the film, duplicating the hustle and bustle of the club with their limited resources. Jim Mallon's not the greatest with the lip syncing of Gypsy, but that's a huge puppet to control.

Suddenly, I'm hungry for a hamburger sammich.

"She's got a closet full of dead shoe salesmen!" (7/10)

film d. Sam Newfield (1944)
short d. ?? (1954)
mst d. Trace Beaulieu (4 Sep 1993)

MST3K (506)

506 - Eegah - The face of nepotism: it isn't pretty. You have to hand it to Arch Hall Sr., though. He could've used his real name in the film credits. Instead, he used a fake name to make sure the attention would be focused on his son. It makes it look like Jr. was actually cast for his talent. Very clever and what a dad!

Sunday was a long day. By the time I got around to popping this disc in, I was pretty tired. I could barely keep my eyes open for most of the episode. Luckily, this is one I know I've already seen before. Like many people, I would imagine, this is the very first episode of MST3K (along with 513) that I ever actually owned. More than six years ago, Rhino started releasing these things on disc. That's probably the length of time between my last viewing of this episode and yesterday's. I found that I'd completely forgotten every single host segment, but I had a pretty good memory of the movie. That seems normal.

Wow, a way-old blast from the past. The invention that Joel creates to freeze Crow to absolute zero seems suspiciously similar to the olden days of K05 when Crow was frozen as a Christmas tree. Luckily, this modern freezing was only temporary and Crow was able to join Joel and Servo in the theater. This is the second KTMA reference we've had recently. Interesting.

Is this the start of the extreme tortures of TV's Frank? Draining all of his blood and replacing it with antifreeze seemed a little gorey for the show. Maybe that's why this was my favorite invention in a very long time? Poor, pale-faced Frank walking around in a daze with a radiator grill bolted into his chest was worth some out-loud laughing.

The device that would contort Joel's face into Arch Hall Jr.'s visage was brilliant.

The middle of this episode also marked my halfway point in this project. After the credits rolled, I had 98 done and 97 to go. It's going by pretty quickly, though my push to reach Turkey Day '93 by Turkey Day '06 is hard. This is the tenth episode I've watched in a row without a break and I have ten more days of the same before I arrive at the proper place. I supposed the entire month of November is my personal Turkey Month Marathon.

"Sorry about my face." (7/10)

film d. Arch Hall Sr. [as Nicholas Merriwether] (1962)
mst d. Joel Hodgson (28 Aug 1993)

MST3K (505)

505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad - Another lazy Saturday, another colorful fairy tale from Aleksandr Ptushko. These films from Russia/Scandinavia are great. They're so different from what I normally watch: epics from half a century ago filmed by a different culture culled from fairy tales I've never heard. They're also quite different from MST3K's normal fair. These films are not low-budget, sloppy productions made to show at a drive-in theater for a couple of weeks. It's obvious quite a bit of money and energy went into them back in the day. They're pretty much the closest this show could get to riffing on, say, The Wizard of Oz.

Narrator: "Sinbad wandered to the edge of the Magic Sea." Servo: "And had a magic BM." Nice riffing, similar to what we were seeing all through season 4. I am disappointed that they obviously cut out a big chunk of the goofy underwater musical section. The guys could've done a lot, I'm sure, with more footage of the puppet octopus and catfish dancing around to Sinbad's stylings.

My favorite part of the episode: when Crow faints when Joel's catfish puppet talks to him. "It knows what I'm thinking! Get out of my head!" Whatever Crow freaks out over nothing, as he did with the scary basement in 405, it's hilarious. Also interesting during this final host segment is the fact that Joel, with his puppet, playfully plays with Gypsy. There goes my conspiracy theory.

"I have Lyuberia. It's eating into my embouchure." (7/10)

film d. Aleksandr Ptushko [as Alfred Posco] (1953)
mst d. Kevin Murphy (14 Aug 1993)

MST3K (504)

504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - I don't know what it is about dubbed movies in MST3K, but I find them universally impossible to follow. I had no idea what the plot of this flick was for a very long time. I finally pieced together that it had something to do with drugging people to take over the world, even if that doesn't make too much sense.

The funniest part of this episode, to me, came from the movie and not the riffing. Fremont, Michigan? Home of the Gerber baby food plant? What the hell? What, did the dubbing guys throw a dart at a US map or something? Super Dragon's fellow agent crashed into a river on Canyon Road in Fremont. Either he was driving a King Midget and fell into a ditch, or the topography of Northern Michigan has changed significantly since 1966. And, a bunch of college kids were the test subjects of the Synchron-2 drug? Maybe that would explain why there's no college at all in the town today? I should tell my in-laws about this. I bet they had no idea they live only few miles from the "Super Dragon College Massacre of 1966."

No mention of the XT-5000? Aw, how could Crow and Servo forget their first son? In this episode, they give life to Minksy, the super-annoying but colorful robot ("I am the atomic-powered robot. Please give my best wishes to everybody."). He is soon callously murdered by Grandfather Joel in an apparent "accident." I can only assume the same fate befell poor XT-5000, as we haven't heard from this gentle being who spoke only in foam since 211. Why, Joel, why?

This set of host segments is more my style. We start out with some great acting from Frank in the invention exchange as he fails as a stand-up comedian even with a computerized audience. Following that is Minsky, a song with Joel getting full-on goofy again, another in the "Crow's Scripts" series and some fatherly advice from Joel to the bots about why spies use puns after murder. A nice, well-rounded selection. I note, with interest, that Gypsy does not appear at all in the host segments... and Joel appears to be in a better mood than he has been lately. Hmm.

The end of this episode marks the exact halfway point in the series. From K01 to 504, there are 99 episodes and from 505 to 1013 there are 98 episodes and 1 movie. With only 8 more to go, Joel just barely got more episodes in than Mike, though Mike appeared in all 6 of the specials.

This episode is also the last for which I will be watching The Mystery Science Theater Hour segments. This is the last episode for which fan copies of the segments are available, anyway. I couldn't recommend watching these things to any but the nuttiest of MST3K fans. There's not a lot to them. Each half of an episode gets a very brief intro and outro by Mike dressed in his Jack Perkins outfit. They're not particularly funny, though Mike does an excellent job -- as always -- in this role. In fact, the only parts of these that I really liked were the credits. Instead of fading to black, the credits scroll over a dimmed MSTH set. It's always fun to watch what the silhouette of Mike/Jack will do. For some reason, it's hilarious when he pretends to trip over the set and a bunch of stage hands have to run out and help him up.

"Delicious fruit flavor burst right through his skull." (7/10)

film d. Giorgio Ferroni [as Calvin J. Padget] (1966)
mst d. Trace Beaulieu (7 Aug 1993)

MST3K (503)

503 - Swamp Diamonds (w/ What to Do on a Date) - Roger Corman's very first directing job. You know, I don't think the man ever grew as a director. This first outing has the same weak script and extensive padding seen in his later films It Conquered the World and Viking Women. I know in certain circles people love his movies on an ironic level, but they're not working for me. The padding is torture, man. Give me B.I.G. any day of the week.

The riffing feels reserved lately. Compared to the rat-a-tat-tat style in this season's opener, it seems like the guys have run out of energy. Is it because of my favorite paranoid theory -- the Jim-Joel Wars -- or this just a normal lull in an average season? I'll need more episodes to figure that one out.

They're also playing around with the form and content of the host segments these days. Last ep had the strange Match Game parody. This time, we're given continuity. All four of the post-invention exchange host segments tie into Servo's date with Gypsy. While the mild cliffhanger-light feeling at the end of each is interesting, I think I prefer a random host segment as a break from the film. I like a surprise: a song, some goofiness or a visitor will always work for me.

"Kay's worked on the kill floor. She knows where to deliver the blow." (6/10)

film d. Roger Corman (1955)
short d. Ted Peshak (1951)
mst d. Joel Hodgson (31 Jul 1993)

MST3K (502)

502 - Hercules - Ow, ow, ow! It really looked like Frank took a crack on the head during the invention exchange. I'm sure that Dr. F's portable desk wasn't really made out of wood, but -- yeesh -- that looked like it hurt. If anything, the Best Brain guys are far better with the fake hitting thing than the ridiculous fights seen in the last movie.

I'm disappointed that there was no reference to the funeral from the last Herc episode. The guys were so excited to be done with them forever and here's another one. Shouldn't that get a response? I don't think the Mads' experiment is working very well at this point.

Compared to the sequels we've watched previously, this first Hercules film is terrible. It's barely even a Hercules movie at all. Herc spends a significant amount of time powerless and off-screen on a ship while other people have fun with Amazons. This really should've been called Jason and the Argonauts, as that's the story being told. Well, that's close to the story being told. I'm fairly sure -- I'd have to look it up -- that there weren't any dinosaurs in the original myth.

Crow's bizarre one man production of an episode of Match Game was a risk for a host segment. I don't think it succeeded. Luckily, I'm familiar with this slice of '70s kitsch courtesy of the Game Show Network. Still didn't find the host segment particularly funny. Nor did I enjoy any of them this time around.

Reading too much into things: Joel seems kinda bummed in the final host segment. In character, he asks the bots to get him some soup, but he really looks less than energetic. I wonder exactly when Joel decided to leave the show?

"Hey, my turd bag's full over here. Could you empty this thing?" (6/10)

film d. Pietro Francisci (1958)
mst d. Kevin Murphy (17 Jul 1993)

MST3K (501)

501 - Warrior of the Lost World - "Look! It's a graduation photo and he's dreaming of Fred Williamson." Rapid-fire riffing ensures plenty of laughs for this episode. The guys attack the subject matter with more energy than I've seen lately. There was an impressive lack of silence in their commentary, culminating in Servo's tour-de-force at the end of the movie in which he names every single person in an entire bleacher section. In the tradition of Cave Dwellers, this was a stellar start to the season.

The riffing that had tears coming from the corners of my eyes was the section dedicated to Megaweapon. Dear, sweet Megaweapon. When Megaweapon runs over that damned jive-talking motorcycle... that was the happiest moment in my recent life. I was cheering right along with the guys. I was thrilled and not entirely unsurprised when an entire host segment was dedicated to "the most interesting character in the movie." Real stand up guy.

I'm also a fan of the "Things to Do Post-Apocalypse" host segment. Normally, the "list of funny things"-style host segments aren't my favorite, but I have a particular affinity for the subject matter after reading The Stand a few too many times.

Gypsy: "Hey, why aren't you in your super-charged cycle?" Joel: "Oh, shut up! Just shut up!" Thus begins the wildly speculative reading-way-too-much-into-it analysis of any interactions between Joel and Gypsy during host segments. This was, indeed, the only contact between the two during the twelfth episode before Joel takes a hike. Pretend anger, or was Joel telling Jim to "just shut up" about his ideas for the future of the show? Aww, I can't even convince me of that. Joel doesn't have a mean bone in his body.

"Oh, now he's the mayor of Loserville." (8/10)

film d. David Worth & Fred Williamson [as David Worth] (1983)
mst d. Trace Beaulieu (24 Jul 1993)

MST3K (season four closing thoughts)

Goodbye, season four.

I know I say this every year, but season four is the best year the show has had so far. What stood out this time around was the consistency. There were very few episodes that I didn't care for. The vast majority of them were what I think of as MST-standard: well-written riffing surrounding a bad-but-fun movie peppered with creative host segments. Standout episodes for me were Being from Another Planet, Attack of the Giant Leeches, Hercules Against the Moon Men, The Beatniks and Manos: The Hands of Fate. Manos, unsurprisingly, is my pick for best of the season.

Season four was not without its trip-ups. It took seventeen episodes before BBI finally figured out that serials and soaps were not a substitute for a good short. Sometimes -- and this is a complaint only someone watching these things in order can have -- the repeated riffs the guys get hooked on get a little annoying. I was about to tear out clumps of hair every time they used the "Jim Henson's --- Babies" joke. A problem that will never go away is the occasional poor movie choice. I'm still scarred from Monster A-Go Go.

The Mystery Science Machine seems to be operating so well right now, I'm actually a little nervous about the fact that the show is due to be scrambled next season. I'm very curious to see if I can detect any of Joel's discontent in the next twelve episodes. Does he look like he doesn't want to be there? When he shares a scene with Gypsy, is he less animated working with his nemesis Jim Mallon? Gunslinger is the last episode that Joel directs. Will he keep certain takes in the final product that reveal all is not well? And, after he leaves, how long is it going to take to get up to the level of quality seen in season 4? Is the last half of season 5 a lost cause? I'll soon know the answer to all of these questions and more as "A Year on the Satellite of Love" continues.


The Numbers

Total Length

37 hours, 24 minutes, 10 seconds
(92 min average for 24 episodes)
(18 min average for 2 specials)

Years Spanned

1953-1984
(1962 average)

Shorts Years Spanned

1936-1963
(1949 average)

Time to Watch

45 days

Time to Broadcast Originally

239 days

Speed

5.3x

Turkey Day Episodes

16 (67%)
401, 402, 403, 404, 408, 411, 415, 416, TIM (26 Nov 1992)
412, 417, 420, 422, 423, 424 (25 Nov 1993)
402, 407, 422 (24 Nov 1994)
424 (23 Nov 1995)

MST Hour Episodes

13 (54%)
401, 402, 404, 408, 410, 411, 414, 415, 417, 418, 420, 422, 424

Fantasies of Days Long Past

408, 410, 411, 412, 422 (21%)

Total Episodes with Joel's Goatee

410 (4%)

Black and White to Color Ratio

13:11

MST3K (424)

424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate (w/ Hired! Part II) - Season four ends on a strong note. This is exactly the type of bad movie to pick for the show. Though it shares an incoherent script, extremely bad production values and terrible acting with Monster A-Go Go, it exchanges the string of pointless and boring scenes with much more interesting fare. Lady wrestling, a monster with giant knees, Freddie Mercury worshipping a demon named after a body part, search radiuses that extended mere inches, and beautiful shots of the Texas countryside are all bad movie gold in Manos.

The riffing was very funny. I always like it when Crow picks a character to imitate throughout the film. This time he picked Torgo and he employed a perfect copy of his stuttering voice to insert humor into Torgo's lines. There was also a bevy of flaws and nonsense for the guys to comment on, which adds to the fun. My one complaint would be that the riffing was a little sparser that I would have liked. Had it been denser, this episode would've easily equaled Pod People.

John Reynolds was a great actor. No, seriously. He was given Torgo, a stock Igor-type character, to play and he turned it into something memorable. Never has such a twitchy-awkward-leering creep graced the screen before or since. Sure, the whole satyr thing didn't come across very clearly. Blame it on Hal. If we'd gotten a shot of Torgo's goat feet -- which Reynolds actually made himself -- we might've got it. Reynolds' true brilliance shines during that scene in which he tries to hit on Margaret. Here, he distills every awkward interaction all of us geeks have ever had with members of the opposite sex. The stuttering, the shaking, the bad touches... it's all there. And, hey, the man was so good he got his own theme song, for Pete's sake.

Torgo is also my favorite MST3K character. In this episode, Mike shows up dressed as the satyr himself during the final host segment. It's impossible not to laugh has he shuffles in Torgo's patented walk, slowly delivering a pizza to the Mads as his theme song plays. After, Torgo trying to caress Frank's hair put me over the edge into full-blown guffaws. I think I have next year's Halloween costume already picked out.

"Every frame of this movie looks like someone's last known photograph." (8/10)

film d. Hal Warren (1966)
short p. Jamison Handy (1940)
mst d. Joel Hodgson (30 Jan 1993)

MST3K (423)

423 - Bride of the Monster (w/ Hired! Part I) - I can't think of anything really off with this episode, but I just didn't find myself laughing much. This may not be the episode's fault. I had to stop the show in the middle due to a bad DVD-R. Tip: never, ever buy Fujifilm DVD-Rs (so far, I've never had trouble with Taiyo Yuden discs). This disc was so bad, the new dual layer burners in both my PC and my Mac couldn't rip it. I had to crack out Old Faithful -- the original DVD-R drive that came with my Mac -- to extract the data. This hour and half detour of frustration probably didn't help my experience of this episode.

This is the first Ed Wood movie I've ever seen. It wasn't that bad. The stock footage, the rubber snake, the bad stand-ins, and the beanbag chair octopus were fun. I'm thinking the "Worst Director Ever" tag is more of a loving nickname rather than a criticism. People enjoy his movies in an ironic way because of the unintentional bad acting and poor production values, but they do enjoy them. That's something that can never be said for Bill Rebane's monstrosity.

This movie is a MST3K reunion show of sorts. We've got Tor Johnson from The Unearthly, Bela Lugosi from The Corpse Vanishes and The Phantom Creeps, George Becwar from War of the Colossal Beast, and the nine-fingered Harvey B. Dunn from Teenagers from Outer Space. I bet this is a record, discounting sequels and Master Ninjas, of course.

Speaking of things we've seen before, Willie the Waffle, the wonderful, whimsical, wisecracking waffle springs into action to describe the horror of a world without ads. A Case of Spring Fever is still six years in the future for the guys, much as this apparently bothers them. Servo helpfully points out that this costume is from episode 317. What no one mentioned is that the device to see into Crow's mind during the dream host segment was seen way, way back in episode K19. In that show, Joel uses a device to watch Crow's first memory. We haven't had a KTMA repeat in a really long time. I think this one was probably accidental, though.

"You know, I thought being killed by an octopus was supposed to be peaceful." (6/10)

film d. Edward D. Wood Jr. (1955)
short p. Jamison Handy (1940)
mst d. Kevin Murphy (23 Jan 1993)

OLR: First Blood (1982)

Heart, intelligence and exploding gas stations make for an excellent action movie. (8/10)

d. Ted Kotcheff

OLR: Masters of Horror: "Dance of the Dead" (2005)

A can't-take-your-eyes-off-it post-apacalyptic escape from innocence. (8/10)

d. Tobe Hooper

MST3K (422)

422 - The Day the Earth Froze (w/ Here Comes the Circus) - What a relief. After suffering through the non-movie in the last experiment, it was nice to have a fun fairy tale from a far-off land to watch this time. Outside of the stories of Odin, Thor and company, I've never seen nor read about any of the other fairy tales from Scandinavia. I liked this one. Evil witches, magic cloaks, a smithy that can forge a horse, capturing the sun and wind... all great fairy tale stuff. Not a bad thing to watch on a lazy Saturday morning at all.

The riffing was also improved compared with the last show. There's more to work with here. This is especially true of all of the Scandinavia jokes the guys throw in. Filming the show in the part of the country with the highest percentage of Scandinavia ancestry, they've got an edge on this type of riff. I liked it also because the Minnesotan accent they use is also the same way da Yoopers in my state speak (both having Scandinavian roots). Reminds me of home.

What's the deal with all of the attention given to Gypsy lately? In the last episode, she had an entire host segment dedicated to her "not getting" Servo and Crow. In this one, she gets her to produce a one-woman show. In addition, Gypsy has suddenly gotten a heckuva lot smarter lately. Gone are the days in which she was only capable of (barely) uttering the words "Richard Basehart." Were they worried about the lack of female characters on the show? Perhaps the fact that the only female -- non-corporeal Magic Voice doesn't count -- on the show was depicted as incredibly stupid bothered them a little? MiSTies, from what I've seen, seem to be pretty evenly split between males and females. It might've been a noble goal to try to give half of the fan base a little better representation on the show. Then again, I never really found Gypsy that funny. I find her borderline-annoying most of the time, though I do think it's cute when she's in mother-mode.

Hey, a new contest! Well, not really, even though it has been a long time since we had one of those. Joel wants to know what a Sampo is, but encourages us to write it on a piece of a paper and throw it away instead of mailing it in. They only announced a winner for one, I think, of all of the previous contests in the past three years, so it was wise not to toy with the viewers' hopes this time out. Plus, the answer to the question is contained in the movie: it's a magical slot machine made out of rocks that doles out both coins and condiments.

"There's a flaming moose blocking traffic on I-35W northbound." (7/10)

film d. Risto Orko & Aleksandr Ptushko [as Gregg Sebelious] (1958)
short p. Eugene W. Castle (1946)
mst d. Trace Beaulieu (16 Jan 1993)

MST3K (421)

421 - Monster A-Go Go (w/ Circus on Ice) - "Oh, this is like It Happened One Night, except... it makes me want to kill myself." That's pretty accurate, Crow. I don't know where people get the idea that Manos is the worst movie MST3K ever tackled. Even considering the driving scenes in that flick, at least it has giant-kneed Torgo and devil worship and other cool stuff. At least that's something. This movie is about absolutely nothing at all. Worse, it completely screws the viewer at the end. "There was no monster," indeed. Monster A-Go Go far exceeds in wretchedness the previous winners of "Worst MSTed Movie Ever" (those being The Mad Monster and Ring of Terror). Wow. Just wow.

The guys' contributions don't really help ease the pain. The movie was just plain a lousy choice for the show. There's not a lot for them to work with, riffing-wise, as there's not a lot going on in the film. Much of the time, they just riff on the images on the screen. Like me, it seems like they barely paid attention to the dialogue. This was easy to do given the poor sound quality of most of the movie.

I'm not a fan of any of the host segments, save for the Mads' invention of the "Johnny Longtorso" action figure. The final segment, with Happy King Tom and Sir Giggles von Laughs-a-Lot, wasn't bad, but it was nothing we haven't seen before. I did like their comparison of the movie to a boring childhood visit to an aunt's house, which was very well-written. The rest of the host segments were not memorable at all. Personally, I've never really paid attention to the lyrics of "The Piña Colada Song," so any humor in the segment that tackled that topic was lost on me.

The one bright spot in this episode was the short. Circus on Ice was easily one of the funniest shorts the guys have ever tackled. They were right on the money for this one and I got the only laughs of the episode during this horror on frozen water. I think they handled the part in which an ice dancer pretends to be a deer that gets shot rather well.

"Vomit sprays out in a beautiful Technicolor dream." (5/10)

film d. Bill Rebane & Herschell Gordon Lewis [as Bill Rebane] (1965)
short d. Gordon Sparling (1954)
mst d. Joel Hodgson (9 Jan 1993)

[Well, my project got derailed for a few days due to the death of a beloved pet. I'm glad I didn't attempt this episode earlier in the week. I wasn't in the mood for laughing and this episode certainly wouldn't have changed that. Given the length of this project, it was bound to bump into life's little unpleasant surprises at some point. I'm still truckin', though. Problem is, I'm sufficiently off schedule that I will need to watch five of these per week in order to get to my original intended destination of 512 for Thanksgiving, or I'm going to have to watch one episode every single day for three weeks in order to reach TD93 by that time. Might be rough.]